...or should I say "Taking care of your smooth, glossy, pale creamy-white translucent surfaced teeth"?

Anywho, having the extremist personality that I do, after a recent dentist appointment, I've been going crazy with dental hygiene. Here's a cheat-sheet I made up.
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This will shortly be a Friends Only journal. :)

A friend of mine recommended that I begin to write poetry. This is my first attempt. Please be gentle with your criticism...

"Stab me in the eye with a pencil.

Your words wound me.
Why don't you fucking kill me?

Eat my eyeballs out.
Suck the juices.
The cornea.
The cornea.

Stab me in the fucking eye."

LMAO.

Bye, guys.

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The Nance dogg must continuedrinking.... Nmance dogg is home.. It is 2:50am ... She can keeop going... Trust me... I must get te fuck outta herre.... Said happy nrw years to the fam already... Noe i must contiue along the line... Ket my ohone charge.... I must kee going.. It is the way to bless the new year ( Read more... )

This fucking year has been a roller coaster to hell and back. So much fucking shit has happened, I've aged 10 years. Good, bad, tough, tougher... you name it, it's happened. However, I'm seriously grateful for a bunch of shit that has occurred these 365 days. 2004, however, is more than welcomed to take over now ( Read more... )

Like, wow, I'm awake so early!! For the past few days my waking life has usually lasted between the hours of 4pm and 6am. I've been telling myself, "Damn, how could people get shit done in this dark ass sky?" LOL, now I know why ( Read more... )

I'm chilling at home eating toasted sourdough bread and spinach dip. Like, wow. Real good. MMMM ( Read more... )

Drew woke me up for the second day in a row!!! GEEEEEEZZ!! Anyways, so, I tried to sell my books back at school, right? And two damn bags of books were only worth 23 dollars!! (Thanks Drew for helping me with that load!) Bad business, I tell you. Imma have to attempt to sell them next semester to make my dough back. *mutters to self ( Read more... )