So on the last day of February, Vagie (my roommate) and I finally celebrated the long-awaited Vagies Show Each Other Their Tits Day!

And we did it to my stripping song: Flight of the Valkyrie! lol
It was the conclusion of the song that was our dramatic unveiling.

Truly, an unforgettable moment in history.


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So this weekend was pretty good for the most part. It had its ups and downs, but over all I enjoyed it.
It started when Homie J came to visit, and stayed Friday night. We dyed her hair a dark brown and mine blonder, watched Disturbia, and then she, Erin, and I did a little browsing in town on Saturday. We began with me giving Jess a sarcastic tour ( Read more... )

It seems like everyone's getting really sick with colds, fevers, coughing, congestion...

I'm scared that I'm next  8(

So my elbows hurt. They're dry and cracked and scratchy. They feel like sandpaper and hurt when they rub up on clothes, or even people (which usually follows with an odd look from them). They're always like this, and in the winter it's worse. My suite mate just lent me some Burt's Bees almond milk moisturizer to borrow, but if it doesn't work, ( Read more... )

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So in my Italian Cinema class this evening we watched this 1934 movie called The Iron Crown. This one character, Elsa, kept saying "Go away! Go away!" As an Italian language major, I was happy to learn a new expression and logged it away in my memory.
On our way out of class, Kellie, Deirdre and I were talking about the movie. Both studying the ( Read more... )

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1. Pretend you’ve never met, then loudly try out lame pickup lines in a upscale cafe. Act like they worked.

2. Go on a walking journey and every fifteen feet draw a chalk arrow in the direction you’re going. At the end of the trip, leave a big pile of chalk.

3. Create photo evidence suggesting that you went on an adventure that didn’t really happen ( Read more... )

Erin rejected Deirdre (again).
I consumed 540 calories of cake.
Kellie ran away to Mexico.
I saved her with my elephants.
Semen has 5-6 calories per teaspoon; It will not make you fat; It's rich in protein.
I learned how to say "I want to have kinky sex with you" in sign language.
I just walked 50 miles to give you my seed.

Last night, my flight plans for spring break became official. -For those who don't know, Andy is spending the semester in New Mexico living with his dad. Spring break is the one week between now and May that I get to see him ( Read more... )