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WTFLJ
Joining the hate-wagon (it's a wagon where everyone sits all bunched up and glaring at each other while the ones closest to the side scream vitriol at whatever target the hate-wagon has acquired, and it is pulled by a flaming horse that kicks people) for LJ's new bullshit. I've been using this site for a pretty mindbogglingly long time, when I ( Read more... ) -
Saw a mudcrab the other day.
Trapped in Skyrim playthrough, send help.
(The leader of the Thieves' Guild is voiced by Stephen Russell, and his name is Mercer Frey. It's like some sort of fandom singularity.) -
"I am really wet."
I has a PS3.
More importantly, I has the means to play a PS3, which I lacked before.
It turns out Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is one of those games where, directly after finishing it, I have the intense desire to stick a syringe in my head and suck out the memory of playing it ala Dark City, so I can play it all over again fresh ( Read more... ) -
"Are you sure this will work?" "I haff NO IDEA!"
LOOK. LOOKLOOKLOOK.
LOOK EVERYONE.
It's a Valve Meet the Team video! And it's new! And it's about the Medic!
It's Meet the Medic!...It's also hilariously gruesome, more so than the ones in the past (and if you've seen the ones in the past, you know that's no mean feat). If you have something against exploding heart muscles, surgery on the ( Read more... ) -
This just occurred to me.
Bioware:
I can name my player characters. I can name my dog (both of them). I can name Shale's pet rock.
WHY CAN'T I NAME MY SPACE HAMSTER? -
Yes, I bought it, shut up. It was on sale.
I think the stupidest line I've heard in Dead Space 2 thus far (and there's some stiff competition) is a scientist saying, with a completely straight face, that only "smart people" will be able to withstand the Marker implanting information into their skulls ( Read more... ) -
argh spiders argh spiders yay fluffy!
Penumbra: Black Plague sure is a great game, but upon finishing it I just want to hide under a blanket with a torch and a pick-axe.
Solution: dog photos.
( Bandwidth-killing fluffy fuzzy wuzzy woofle. ) -
In an effort to break the posting drought, I will post about something totally mundane.
Dog: I see that bath tub, shampoo, towel, bucket and brush you've got there. I am full of suspicion.
Me: Will cuddles mitigate suspicion?
Dog: TOTALLY!!!
Me: Will they also mitigate being dropped into warm soapy water?
Dog: TREACHERY!!!
Me: But clean, fluffy, nice-smelling treachery! Free of fleas!
Dog: My stench! My glorious stench! Alas! Woe! ( Read more... ) -
Adventures in Fallout: New Vegas
Tutorial in How to Kill Deathclaws When You Are Nano's Usual Charismatic Gun-slinging Genius Character Made from Wet Tissue PaperStep 1: Buy the very biggest gun you can. My choice was the Anti-Materiel Rifle, which is, from the stock to the muzzle, about the same height as my character and made for punching through tanks ( Read more... )