man. national inquierer never seems to fail to amuse me ( Read more... )

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let me set up a scenario for you...

it's a sunday night with school cancelled for the next monday. there is a light drizzle outside and enough wind to cause an erie tone to be spread throughout the large, empty house. it's very dark and cold and sitting at the computer is a very lonely girl, very scared of being alone, yet she is alone(?) she has ( Read more... )

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ugh. crappy weather is the worst. so.. thursday we had half-day at school, and we were supossed to have a game but it was canceled. my dad ended up getting in a minor car accident that afternoon, so we went to the mall until he could pick us up. then amanda and brandon left with my dad, and i stayed at the mall with jenna until 4, and then went to ( Read more... )

another a-hole hurricane coming again. wonderful. that means that we have to cheer TOMORROW NIGHT instead and we look totally shitty thanks. today i came home from a pretty decent day of school and slept until now. except for a dinner break of course. and i just got bitched at by my uncle for not doing the dishes tonight and sleeping instead. ( Read more... )

holy fuck. i just tripped down my fucking stairs, going over the fucking gateat the top of the stairs, separating the fucking cats that won't stop fucking fighting. jeeeeeesus. my foot effing hurts.. eh. you know what sucks? burning yourself with spagetti and then getting grease all over your dad's important paperwork. maybe that's why we're not ( Read more... )

uggggh. may i remind you how much i dislike cheerleading. no. i didn't think so. buuuut i do love my team. especially the random dance moves.. hmm.. it almost makes me forget that i'm about ready to commit suicide by allowing myself to flip like effing evil knivel. "Essth- See- Oo- Aah- Ee, Thcore, thix, poinths" hahaha! so i wore a shirt today ( Read more... )

haha.. tonight was actually fun. me, amanda, brandon and my dad went to ft. myers mall. we bought some music video-worthy wigs. then we threw cardboard coasters at each other in the food court and my 8-year-old brother hit my dad square in the nose and made it bleed. we all laughed forever, but my dad definatly laughed the hardest. we came home to ( Read more... )

first of all, although michael jaskson is a child raper, his music is entertaining. second, i've had wood filler stuck in my eye for the past 3 hours and it hurts. to make some money, my cousin and i painted. all day. it was rediculous but kinda.. fun? haha.. my dad is such a weirdo. he's afriad of tampons. haha.. we went to publix and tried to put ( Read more... )