OKAY, since I clearly scream "GOOD PARENT" I'm going to NAME my egg thing. NOW, even though I have yet to actually SEE the egg, I'm- pretty sure it's a guy. So on a scale of 10/10, meaning this WILL be the name weather 'Mommy' likes it or not, the name will be- Blue Power Ranger ( Read more... )

I REFUSE ( Read more... )

Newbie, if I find out that you’re behind my unhealthy change in scenery, so help me GOD, I will take my foot and shove it so far up your ass that you won’t be able to sit without screaming for at LEAST a year.

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