My boss can't find his own ass with two hands and a flashlight... he knows two websites: espn.com and whatever ad-riddled shit site he uses to manage his fantasy sports teams. The rest of the internet might as well be never-never land. He can't even manage to send an e-mail without somehow completely mucking it up. I have no worries about him finding it, but you'd better believe that come 3pm Friday I'm going to LINK his ass to it if there's not a CHECK on my DESK. =D
Christmas bonus? I wish. My bonus would be not working Christmas day. Sadly, though, I am working Christmas day as it's the boss' turn to spend Christmas with her family. So I guess my bonus is the fact that Christmas is a stat holiday and I get paid time and a half plus holiday pay, which makes it neary double time and a half. Oh, and all the cookies I can eat.
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