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Do follow. Really.
I'm moving. It's the equivalent of buying a new house when the old one gets dirty. And it's part of the shifting mantra, you know?
I mean, I won't abandon narcissology... it's a storage facility for HP smut and shall remain so... but if you need me, it'll be easier to find me at squishification.
Cheers.
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The penguins in the wash go round and round...
You know... there are very few things that I love as much as doing laundry. Especially at the laundromat. It's so... efficient. Concise, really. It's a metaphor for what we all wish we could do with our lives sometimes. You package up the dirty things, haul them to a place chock-full of cleanness where all manner of people gather for the same ( Read more... ) -
Psh, I say.
I'm getting really tired of hearing how Islam is a "religion of peace"...
Case in point.We're supporting this idiocy with troops and tax dollars? Of course, I shouldn't be shocked, living in a country where we're taught to believe that government-sanctioned murder isn't murder at all... supported with the notion that the tree of liberty must be ( Read more... ) -
Perpetual Motion
Grabbed from the lovely and talented inell...
One word to describe me ... just one single word. Leave it in my comments.
Then post this message on your journal and see how many strange and interesting things people say about you...
I'll even allow anonymous commenting, I think.
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Bill vs. The Anaconda (or, "Slushy hell!")
This is what happens when you carelessly discuss rules about quotation marks. Take warning.
I asked, "How are you today, Bill?"
"Not bad," he said, "they tried feeding me to the anaconda. Again."
"Did you eat the lobsters?"
"Only one of them."
"You sick bastard."
Definitely not for the weak-stomached. -
Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?
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*sobs*
I don't have the energy to type it again, so if you're going to ask why I'm in a horrible mood, this is your answer.
I have a week left and honestly... if I didn't need the money I would set fire to my office and walk out.
And I was in such a good mood this morning.
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Newsweek tells us...
Why hangovers happen, and why they can't really be cured.
What I loved most about this article is the statistic regarding the distilled spirits industry making the majority of their money between Thanksgiving and New Years. I'm not sure that they're giving the right impression here... it's not in celebration that I open that second bottle on ( Read more... )