Comments | narnee: I got my first OKCupid flame!

narnee

I got my first OKCupid flame!

Oct 03, 2006 02:18

I got a message today on OKCupid from a sunnyday06, also known as the unsurprisingly single Mr. Gary Voss, 38-year-old taxi company owner from East Lansing, Michigan. I do not know this man and he clearly does not know me.

Entitled 'Eliza Doolittle', it said:
( It still smells the same no matter what one calls the body part it originates from. )

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Comments 38

wendolen October 3 2006, 01:51:34 UTC

Hmm, I've never gotten a flame on OKCupid, even when I was being pretty provoking.

Brits would probably say "an ounce of reading comprehension," too, of course. I noticed that imperial measures are actually still in pretty standard use everywhere but food packaging. (I know, you were just laying it on thick; I'm just observing.) :)

reddragdiva October 3 2006, 13:13:55 UTC

We use good solid proper EU metric measures now, like 28g and 454g and 568g.

wendolen October 3 2006, 14:48:56 UTC

And nobody's bothered to get new measuring cups and spoons...

wendolen October 3 2006, 01:54:50 UTC

From wendolen23 (1859 Miles Away)
To sunnyday06
Date just now
Subject Wow, you're a catch.

Unsolicited flames are probably against OKCupid's terms of service, you know, Gary. You ought to restrain your anger when you find hawt wimmens you know won't fuck you.

HTH, HAND.

W.

So, what reply did *you* get? wendolen October 3 2006, 14:59:47 UTC

I did not provide my name.

Wendy,

I am relieved to see the operation went well there at the Mayo Clinic. It is really difficult to tell that you were once a man - except for the protruding Adam's apple and extremily large penis ... er, clitoris. You have shown us all that the colloquial term "trani" is not just for transmission any longer.

I fully support your right to careen past hot-lipstick lesbian right straight to hidious, misanthropic vagina-bandit. Tell the ladies at "Dykes-on-Bikes" hello for ol' Gary.

Say hello to Eliza there in London. Evidently she would not copulate with yourself, either.

Gar'

Re: So, what reply did *you* get? narnee October 3 2006, 16:08:56 UTC

I think this means I win.

"Quite, sorry love that you cannot spell. So sorry, that no mention of your moving to Glasgow in 1999 is in your profile. Further, sorry you had one of your Amazon-minions scone-bumpers contact me.

Ribaldry-ribaldry!

Oh, Mr. Blair, I enjoyed the tongue lashing.

TaTa for now. I must dash off for a spot-a-tea and a look at the telly.

Roderick, Earl of Bollocks"

Ick! wendolen October 3 2006, 01:58:09 UTC

Speaking of creeps on OKCupid -- after I went to harass your fellow, I noticed that I had a message from a few days ago.

From larryart (2405 Miles Away)
To wendolen23
Date Sep 29 1:22am
Subject poly

seeking a cpl for a poly 4some..Living with SO who is sub with the right guy..Ideally seeking the cpl we can form a bond with for poly 4some and sharing...

My reply? "Sorry, move along. These are not the hot bi babes you're looking for."

Re: Ick! fuschiafaery October 18 2006, 20:59:42 UTC

I got the exact same, he must be doing a little mailshot :-)

greylock October 3 2006, 02:15:52 UTC

People are incredibly stupid.

mmaestro October 3 2006, 03:31:27 UTC

[applauds]

narnee October 24 2006, 00:49:37 UTC

Cheers. It means that little bit more from a British expat in the US. :)