Comments | narrowbandwidth: just 13 more for a full on golf course.

narrowbandwidth

just 13 more for a full on golf course.

Nov 22, 2003 15:51

I ripped a hole across the ass of one of my pairs of jeans. That takes the grand total of holes to 5. Both knees, right thigh, left pocket, and the newly created, Bon-Jovi esque bum-rip.

It gets mighty cold through here in the winter times.

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mercurytohell November 22 2003, 16:21:22 UTC

You do realize you just excited many of your LJ girls with this entry, right?

bluefaerie November 22 2003, 17:16:16 UTC

haha- yes, yes he did ;)

narrowbandwidth November 22 2003, 20:06:34 UTC

Really?

*Innocent look*

mercurytohell November 24 2003, 00:42:39 UTC

You play innocent so unconvincingly.

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publicenemyno1 November 22 2003, 16:51:08 UTC

by "through here" do you mean through where you live, or through the holes in your jeans?

xplosive November 22 2003, 18:06:47 UTC

I was wondering the very same thing!

narrowbandwidth November 22 2003, 20:09:38 UTC

The holes in my jeans to be precise, but you could take it in broader terms if you'd like to.

anonymous November 22 2003, 19:12:26 UTC

Ahahaha, "bum rip". Why have I never said that myself?!

Yeah, I know what you mean. I have a hole in the crotch of my jeans I've had since 7th grade. It's such a bitch. Sometimes after practice [swimming] I'll forget my underwear and shit, so I'll have to stand outside in the freezing cold waiting for my ride clutching my chest and twisting my legs together. It sucks man.

-Madeleine!

Coheed and Cambria, Thursday, and Thrice tomorrow night!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhkdkjvsh!!!!

narrowbandwidth November 22 2003, 20:10:37 UTC

You are so lucky.

Can I clutch your chest too?

anonymous November 23 2003, 14:34:21 UTC

Aha, perhaps if you were within less than a 3,800 mile radius.. or however far England may be from Connecticut.

Hey, you have a woman yourself!!

narrowbandwidth November 23 2003, 18:52:40 UTC

I would venture it's about 5000 miles.

I know, but I thought it was worth a shot. Heh.

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time_tells_all November 22 2003, 19:59:42 UTC

*feels like she coined the term bon-joviesque and remembers pointing out that rips in jeans were sexy then you said how yours were ripped* ;)
luv ya hun

narrowbandwidth November 22 2003, 20:13:55 UTC

You know you want to put your hands in my rips.

;)

time_tells_all November 23 2003, 00:27:24 UTC

*is shocked!* i wont let you manipulate me in this way darling!

well, maybe just a little!
;)

narrowbandwidth November 23 2003, 12:45:31 UTC

Haha, you're such a pushover.

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anonymous November 22 2003, 20:54:51 UTC

Count how many girls will now stare compulsively at your ass
But hey, go Tim and his bum-rip
and Take care
xoxo

narrowbandwidth November 23 2003, 12:42:42 UTC

"Count how many girls will now stare compulsively at your ass"

Uh, sorry, what exactly has changed?

:P

anonymous November 23 2003, 18:34:59 UTC

Ooh go Tim and his ego ;)
j/k
xoxo

narrowbandwidth November 23 2003, 18:59:22 UTC

Heh.

You know you'd look.

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