I ripped a hole across the ass of one of my pairs of jeans. That takes the grand total of holes to 5. Both knees, right thigh, left pocket, and the newly created, Bon-Jovi esque bum-rip.

It gets mighty cold through here in the winter times.

Dear Microsoft people,

Your latest version of windows, XP, is an absolute motherfucker. Thankyou for making my installation time so stressful and overtly angsty.

Bruises to everyone concerned,
Tim

After 912 rounds, the skinny git eventually came through on points. It was a real battle y'all.

...and you even get a haiku

Erm, if I dissapear for a long long time, be dismayed, but please don't think I have a.) died or b.) become too cool for livejournal ( Read more... )

Going away for a few. I'll catch up with you all when I get back, sometime Monday I expect.

Take care everyone.

I have joined the working world. Yes, you read correctly, I, Timmy the wonderboy, have a job ( Read more... )

My girlfriend lives in the ghetto.

Wheee.

I have been a busy little trooper ( Read more... )

Tom is so my best guy (As well as Luke. <333)

Tim says:
I expect a hug you understand.
Tom says:
What, now, or tomorrow?
Tim says:
Tomorrow.
Tom says:
Of course, you can have a hicky too if you like.
Tim says:
I think I'll pass for the moment.
Tom says:
OK, but if you change your mind the offer is on the table.

I ask you: How do people get the ( Read more... )

It occured to me sometime yesterday that I should get into some new music.

We were at Luke's, making a band list of all the music that we like. It was so achingly predictable: Alkaline Trio, Brand New, Hundred Reasons, Thrice, nothing that your typical alternative teen wouldn't have heard of and dismissed as not being cool enough. We thought ( Read more... )

"Duck, Duck, Duck"


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