So now there's two more guys running around causing trouble, huh? Great.

I couldn't make it to Zack's party because ran into a little trouble did a little thinking -- after running into trouble I was training and forgot about it. Gotta be in top-notch shape if Dad's gonna teach me some new jutsu, yeah, yeah! I hope Sakura-chan had fun, anyway ( Read more... )

Whoa, that day where people were like, young and turning old or old and turning young? Really weird. Not that uhh... nothing good didn't come out of it. It was just weird seeing Sakura-chan that way... and--

I FEEL REALLY BAD BUT I KNOW I DID THE RIGHT THING BY NOT GOING ALL THE WAY WITH SAKURA-CHANDad, when are we gonna start training? I wanna ( Read more... )

Oh, I remember what today is! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SASUKE!

( I got you a present! )

...

Sakura mastered Sexy no Jutsu.

Hmm ( Read more... )

( MY PRESENT TO SAKURA-CHAN IS BETTER! )

WHO SENT MY GIRLFRIEND FLOWERS?!

Sakura-chan's hair is blonde. It's not bad ( Read more... )

oh man I never wanna feel like that again

SAKURA-CHAN, I'M SORRY I SAID THOSE MEAN THINGS TO YOU! SASUKE TOO! AND EVERYONE ELSE!

Uhh... Dad. Oh man, I-- I'm sorry!

THAT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER! OROCHIMARU-BASTARD MADE ♥'s AT ME!

Watching the blood drip from my heart.
I cry for you.
You hate me now.
Sometimes I wonder what happened.
And then I remember I stabbed you.
I like bacon.

Everything sucks.