i hate myself

[naryathered]

You know what? After contemplating back on my life, I've come to a conclusion.

I am sub-par, and the lowest of all the rings.

I was made by Celebrimbor, right? Who then gave me and Vilya to Gil-Galad. But Gillykins decided to KEEP VILYA FOR HIMSELF and GIVE ME AWAY INSTEADThat hurt my feelings. Greatly. I think I may never heal from it. I wanted

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[vilya_the_airy]

Shhh, man. You know I love you. And lowest of The Three is still pretty good! You're in the top fifth! Could be worse.

ELROND SUCKS SO BAD.

FRIKKKIN ELVES

[naryathered]

...bah. Fuckin' elves. I ought to hurt them back in the way they hurt me. I can do it!! I'm a ring of FIRE, after all. I can... burn their fingers. So that they would never be able to wear rings ever again, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blah.

WE HATES THEM!!!!

[vilya_the_airy]

At least you CAN burn people! I'm a ring of AIR! What can I do?! BLOW them?! HAR HAR.

Don't answer that.

Fuckin' shit.

*watches Vilya do his "Gollum" impression*

[divaerestor]

*does hir Scar impression* Surely we Elves are not all that bad? I know the others were neglectful, but I assure you I am not.

Would you like to be polished too?

*pulls out the polish and chamois cloth*

[divaerestor]

*pats Narya*

Oh, don't feel bad. You look very nice. *looks at icon* Cirdan, Gil-galad, and Celebrimbor just don't appreaciate pretty things like you.

See my icon? I like things that are pretty.

*wipes Ulv's drool off of Narya*

Feel better now love?

[naryathered]

...that's what Gil-Galad said to me once. That's exactly what he said!!

I think you elves are conspiring against me. I know you are!

*dims with worry*

...nice icon, though. *admires*

[divaerestor]

Oh, do not worry like that; you ruin your lustre when you worry.

*picks Narya up and rubs out the scars*

Does that make you feel better? You're shinier than before... Much...shinier...

Oooooh...

Pretty Ring...

[naryathered]

Hmmm... maybe I'll stay with you for a little bit and see how we work out together.

*twinkles bye-bye to Irmo*

But if another elf breaks my heart again... I... I... I'll fall to pieces! May that be a warning to you all.

*solemn glow*

[peonybaggins]

You don't suck! You're the most polite object I ever met. *pat pat*

[king_gilgalad]

I'm sorry. :( I thought it would be better if I didn't have two-thirds of the Rings. I like you and Vilya equally.