Hello from home, while you suckers are in school. I'm sick, but that really just means I have the house to myself to sit, fall more in love with the boys of Voxtrot and watch awful daytime television and the Golden Girls. Did you know there is yet another new movie coming out with another obnoxious teenager with alcohol and drug problems? Based on ( Read more... )

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I don't know if I'm allowed to be doing this since I'm at work, but these creepy comic book nerds keep hitting on me and making references I don't understand so I'm beyond caring. Awhile ago, Alex and I were talking about how for the most part, we're kind of directionless. All I know is that I want out, except at least this is safety right now. I'm ( Read more... )

Contrary to popular belief, I'm alive. I've been sitting in my room eating dark chocolate given to me by Brad Fitz and his goat, reading Nabokov instead of Shakespeare (get original, Kwan) and beating up the old drum set in my basement when my mom goes to work. It's all so incredibly fascinating that I can't even begin to tell you, so I won't. I ( Read more... )

I have the best friends in the world! Not. Marco called me after school on Thursday and I told him I was mildly dying and he told me not to be such a drama queen. There was nothing dramatic, I used the word mildly. But anyway, I was out from Friday through today and it was super fun to be curled up in bed with eight blankets, a box of tissues and a ( Read more... )

A girl named Eleanor sounds like she should have a good sense of propriety. She wouldn't say anything that would possibly stir things up a bit. A curl would never be out of place on her perfect little head. She would always do what she's been told. Obviously, my mother planned on having a daughter something completely different than the way I ( Read more... )