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Okay, suckas.
I'm reviving the only-seen-once-before Tonya Harding number for Saturday night. Been walking around the house in ice skates all day long. (And as someone for whom "Winter Sports" has always meant competitive nose blowing, trying to pee in ice skates is a true novelty. Especially as I keep wiping out on cat litter.) -
And it's not even German.
"According to the Guinness Book of Records, the most succinct word and the hardest to define succinctly is 'mamihlapinatapai,' a term in the Fuegian language spoken in southern Argentina. It means, 'Two people looking at each other without speaking; each hoping that the other will offer to do something which both parties desire but neither is ( Read more... ) -
Classy.
Not only does the hamster now have his very own china dinnerware (from a Strawberry Shortcake vending machine, no less):
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Maybe it's me?
Admittedly, I tend to be a bit behind on stuff like this ... and my extraordinarily well-filtered email program means that I remain relatively spam-free most of the time. However. This recently arrived in the inbox:From: olmoskimber@freeml.com ( Read more... ) -
How cool are my friends?
Alexis & Corie are getting married on Saturday at the Botanical Gardens in the Bronx. Previous to that, last Saturday they had a pre-wedding parade through Red Hook (their 'hood). Because why not.
They had a FRENCH MARCHING BAND, for god's sake:
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Assistance, please.
I need a pair of super-shiny gold-gold-gold thigh-high stockings (although in a pinch I could make do with full pantyhose). I'm'a check the Sock Man today, but if that yields nothing, any suggestions?
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Yesterday we bought the Porkpie his second pair of pantyhose ever.
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Some Robitussin-induced self-analysis.
Due to the lingering phglemmy hacking cough - an after-effect of The Sinus Infection That Would Not Die - I've been overdosing on the Robitussin for the past few nights, just to get a little sleep. Mission accomplished, in fact - I've been sleeping like some sort of wood-based product and only hacking like a brain-infected seal during daylight ( Read more... ) -
Because he's cute, dammit.
Worried you haven't been seeing enough photos of my hamster? Worry no more! Since someone seems to have forgotten that he's supposed to be nocturnal, and was quite literally climbing the walls this morning, please help yourself to some Saturday Morning Hamster:
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Full of goo.
I don't know that it's possible to have this much gunk stuffed in my sinuses and still be able to see. And I'm pretty sure that my left eye is currently leaking out of my head. But what's a better cure for a sinus infection than ... embarassing photos from the past? (With the added bonus of being digital photos of actual prints, as I continue to ( Read more... )