Stress level = Too high

I can feel my brain getting warm, is that bad?

I just got in trouble at work for saying the word chink.

aint that a bitch.

all the asian people call each other chinks..

Babe i'm so one three three seven

You know you want to touch my skin

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What is the difference between a duck?
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bootie inspector: lol, gay
xxpixiebustedxx: who the fuck is this now
bootie inspector: lol, how lame, kind of pathetic
xxpixiebustedxx: what?
bootie inspector: whats cool is that shes going to be here in 3 weeks
bootie inspector: cant wait
xxpixiebustedxx: who?
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I wish I had 10 million dollars.

I wouldnt give you a dime.

Anniliation of ignorance
Your life is worth shit.

I like this painting

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Dry cleaned the suit = CHECK
NAIR = CHECK
Booked resturaunt = CHECK
Hotel = NOT CHECK
All the ladies coming= CHECK
Cigars = CHECK
MONEY = SORT OF (mad overtime)
Big weenie = In my pants CHECK
CHECK = CHECK

I'm at work..

I want to work a 50 hour work week

90 hour pay check should be good enough to keep me above the water.

I'm going to be so fucking broke.