So my right arm hurts, at the shoulder level.
I was showing Lex how hard I could bitch smack her, and I back handed the sofa.. I heard a pop, and now my arm is almost not useable.

I'm lucky I have two arms, God knew what he was doing when he made humans.
I can stil jerk it.

I think it's about time I reshave my nuts.
The hair on them is about 2 inches long.

So, Been a few moons since I updated.

But hey my penis is still huge.
I'm still awesome.
My feet never touch the ground...i'm serious, I float around.

I am a sub-God

Of course the boss is that nigga in the sky.

But, I think i'm taking over soon.

Hot chics: Welcome back Jesse!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
Me: Ah, get out my face bitch.

Hey, merry christmas.

To all of you fuckups.

Goodbye Tookie.
You piece of shit.

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So yeah, last night was too hxc for lj

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