Life is fucking comical.
I seriously do not care...

I am having a horrible day, the worst day in a long time.
I really do not want to talk to anyone for a few days, so do not call me!
DO NOT CALL ME!!!

If I want to talk to you i'll call you.

The information listed above applies to everyone except:
Not you.

I wasted 459 dollars today.
I'm fucking dumb.

You scored as Buddhist.

Buddhist
90%
Jewish
80%
Cult
70%
Anarchist
60%
Christian
60%
Catholic
60%
Religion
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I just ate a hersheys with almonds and I have the shits...
Megashits, if I move I know i'll make a mess, I just farted but keep it on the d/l, none of these fuckheads noticed.

A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a hunting we will go
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go
We'll catch a fox and put him in a box
And then we'll let him go


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When and if I walk out this bitch...

Me: Thank you for calling ******'s customer care center, may I please shit on your face?
Caller: Huh? WHAT THE HELL?
Me: Please nga you aint shit.
Me: I run these streets
Me: MY HOOD BITCH
Caller: Uh, supervisor....NOW
Me: Suck a dick
Me: Call back when you think we give a shit.

The cock sucker in shades is dead...
Revealed incognito...
Secrets no more.