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[nate_turpentine]

I just heard an ad for Max-i-derm,  a make-dick-get-hard "medicine" they mail to you in an unmarked package. In this post 9/11 unibomber world would you open an unmarked package? and if your room mate receives an unmarked package wouldn't you assume it's either anthrax, a dildo or some sort of make-dick-get-hard snake oil anyways?

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[oddiophile]

I look with woe upon the day when I need help getting it up.

[nate_turpentine]

the stuff works you just gotta rub it in REALLY fast

[sinnamongirl]

I totally just ordered a new dildo off the internet, and when the UPS guy handed the box to me I got worried that, since it was unmarked, he'd know exactly what it was.

It was weird.

[nate_turpentine]

"here you go lady, enjoy your enormous dildo, hope it never leads to an ER visit"

[sinnamongirl]

You never know. Cheap porn music could start coming out of nowhere, the box would magically fall open, it would roll out and fall to the ground, and somehow my imagination cuts off there.

[sinnamongirl]

er... I really don't know where I was going with that, because on further thought it doesn't seem like such a bad thing after all.

[nate_turpentine]

Inclusion of the word "dong" makes it seem less credible.

While "derm" sounds medical.

also works on nipples and middle fingers

[spitfirehussy]

What are you implying about all my un-marked packages coming to the house?