It's been a minute. I'm married, I live in Germany and I run a couple restaurants. Now that we're all caught up, let's do the thing.

I am sick. I have a chest cold. I woke up in the middle of the night and coughed up something that might have a zip code...gross. It's not Covid, I had that last November and this is just a regular ass cold. Luckily ( Read more... )

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Friday: went swimming with Carleen, Raf, Erin and Chad ( Read more... )

Jun 28 - you fine black man - w4m - 49 - (Popeyes)

Andrew Jackson slaughtered a rat like it owed him money during our morning walk to the library. Good boy AJ.

I didn't oversleep, my alarm didn't go off and there's a difference. Why Ray woke up and decided to walk up 2 flights of stairs to ask me about it is confusing at best but there he was at 5:27 in the morning. "aren't you supposed to be at the airport?" I assumed he was fucking with me. I had set TWO alarms and tested them both. I look at the clock ( Read more... )

 I'm headed to WIsconsin for my sister's wedding tomorrow. I'll be getting a cab around 4:00 am. I hope there's a 4:00 am cab. I've been kinda getting ready to go all day today...but only sorta. I guess I need a couple pairs of socks and some drawers and something to wear to the wedding ( Read more... )

I just heard an ad for Max-i-derm,  a make-dick-get-hard "medicine" they mail to you in an unmarked package. In this post 9/11 unibomber world would you open an unmarked package? and if your room mate receives an unmarked package wouldn't you assume it's either anthrax, a dildo or some sort of make-dick-get-hard snake oil anyways?

I wanna be a news reporter and a three armed sleeper so I can tell people that I'm a man on the street and a freak in the sheets

Got my hair cut this morning and Andy's nails trimmed ( Read more... )