listen to me. the penguins are coming.

YOU ARE ALL FUCKED!!!! RUN! GET TO THE FUCKING CHOPPER!

i got robbed by the cops. they took the money that was supposed to be used to pay the ticket i got when i crashed my dads car. fucking pigs. thats why i need to carry a gun. at least they didnt find the boodwah. i have missy to thank for that. shit, if it werent for her i would have went to jail. i love that girl ( Read more... )

right now im sitting somewhere i havent sat for a long time. a place where i actually have time to update this thing because THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO FUCKING DO. namely, my parents' computer. as of tomorrow, i will live here again ( Read more... )

its fuckin 7 in the morning. and i have to work at 4. gay. im out of the newport goodness. turbo gay. im out of gas. gay beyond all reason and logic. with that out of the way ( Read more... )

this weekend was such a crazy mixture of sweet and gay that its hard to tell what it was on the whole. some really shady shit happened on friday, and motherfuckers are going to get stabbed over it. yes, it was that shady. saturday was the show at chris's house. it went alright for our first public performance in im not really sure how long, but we ( Read more... )

"...shit, i thought you were going to ask for a cigarette or something." (9-26-04)

attention females- the free love will have to be put on hold for a while. sorry for any inconvienience this may cause.

i am a happy man.

ah yes, life is good. other than the fact that someone stole my fucking cat. speaking of which, any that i find to have had a hand in The White Ninja's disappearance will either bite the curb or be stabbed repeatedly with a sharpened wooden stick. and i am dead serious. because thats just fucked up. why would you steal a motherfuckers cat? i mean ( Read more... )

i finally got the fuckin internet.

i got an apartment too. fuck yeah.

fuck what you heard.

im moving on friday. party on saturday. anyone who feels like showing up is welcome. if you need directions, my cell phone is 3061465. fuck yeah.

pussy is by far the sweetest thing in the entire world. everyone should get some.

yeah, thats it.

the past 2 days have been fucking sweet. id rather not get into details, as im sure no one wants to hear that shit. what i will say is that no one else would decorate their basement and stay up til 5 am waiting for my ass. that impressed me ( Read more... )