my tendency to fuck shit up is really starting to piss me off.

themadhatter0x: shit
themadhatter0x: i got hot pockets
fatalpoinsettias: oh no, watch out.

that was fuckin hilarious.

TheFonze420: i just ate an entire 2lb bag of animal crackers and drank half a gallon of milk
TheFonze420: and it was fucking great

so was that.

that is all.

tonight was sweet. got fucked up, hustled mcdonalds for food, among other assorted things. good fuckin times. also, i have joined a band with dave and garrison, which should be sweet as well. arg.

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tonight i climbed a gorilla cage. it was fuckin sweet. that motherfucker was big too.

im moving out in 2 months. also fuckin sweet.

my snake has been dubbed marcellus (aka bad mothafucka).

that is all.

what should i name my snake?

fuckin shit. i cant even type.

work fuckin sucks. getting paid is sweet tho. i might be buying a truck tomorrow. that would be fuckin sweet too. also, i need to get laid.

"bitches be trippin...and so it goes."

break the star: and the guy was like 'and now, some guy with something fowel on his back'
-one of the evening's highlights.

(name omitted): like, in all honestly about half the size.
-and that was the other one.

he needs a huge pop up that comes up when it goes to his livejournal that says warning: i am an insenstive asshole; don't read this if you don't want to get hurt and make you want to kill yourself!!!

i dont understand these things.

quick reminder: dont drink steel reserve.