Tonight children, you dine alone.

[nathangriffin]

rhymeswithbelly made a comment the other day that all of my recent posts have been about my weight. She's right. I'm obsessed. BUT. She's SO right that I'm no longer going to make posts about my progression. Instead. I'm going to write about things like dead squirrels

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[labelme]

reminds me of the time when i was little and i watched my dog kill a crow.

[nathangriffin]

hahahahhaahaha. I'm still quite groggy from waking up only moments ago so when I read that, I SWEAR it read "...i watched my dog kill a cow." and all I could think was "HOLY FUCK. What kind of DOG does she have?!!"

lol

[labelme]

whoah, that would be some feat if my dog had killed a cow. haha

[nathangriffin]

Your cat needs a wrestling name.

[aanor]

When I lived in South Carolina my cat used to leave half-eaten wild rabbits on our front porch. But a dead squirrel appearing inside your house is even worse! If it makes you feel any better, most dogs aren't any good at actually catching animals (they're usually bred to track or chase, not to kill) so it's more likely your dog found a dead squirrel, and you know how dogs live to roll in dead things...