Me: Those were the days.
Andy: yup
Andy: clint was an angry hippie and you had shiny pink hot pants
Me: Where has the time gone?!?!
Andy: away, thank god

"Natalie Spice is reborn!!! congrats." - Blake

As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."

The parade is going to come down outside my building.
A million tow trucks towed a million cars.
Chris waved from the building across the street.
I'm going to go get my family.

Instant Wanton flops
Onto concrete floor
Most disgusting noise

Bacon and hash browns at 2 in the morning. Tastes like all-nighter.

Remember you must live

Remember you most love

Remainder you mist leaf