Doug #4: "I want pizza. Get me some pizza."

Doug #4: "Did you bring me a monkey?"

Doug #4: "She touched my peppy, Steve."

Doug: "Did you sleep with my wife?"
Doug #3: "Hey, let's have some rice cakes and tea."
Doug: "Did you?!"
Doug #3: "I'm sorry, Doug. She's a powerful woman."
Doug #2: "Hey, hey, hey, take it easy! Take it easy. She thought he ( Read more... )

Elijah Price: They called me Mr. Glass.

Elijah's Mother: They say this one has a surprise ending.

Comic Book Clerk: You'd better not be back there jerking off to the Japanese comics!

Audrey Dunn: No shooting friends, Joseph!

• Joseph Dunn: Do you think you could beat up Bruce Lee?
• David Dunn: No, Joseph.
• Joseph Dunn: Even if he wasn't allowed to ( Read more... )

I hate bears. They are so freakin annoying. All they do is eat and sleep. What good is that?