Every morning I eat breakfast in the atrium of the CNN Center. And every morning I'm joined by about 20 of the most informed homeless people around. They're not eating of course, because well.....they don't have any money(or homes). Nevertheless, we sit facing the atrium television that's broadcasting the news. I eat my chick-fil-a biscuit, and ( Read more... )

I have been waiting all day for my apology from ESPN for being such lamefaces. But so far nothing. I guess they forgot about how they have been crowning USC the greatest team ever for the past month. Or maybe their lips are just tired from sucking on USC's cock so hard. Let's hurry up and start talking about Duke basketball before anyone notices.  ( Read more... )

Goodbye my friend......


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To everyone I have ever met.........I TOLD YOU SO.


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So I was looking for this song called "Tsunami" that I heard at an MC Hammer concert, that was the best song ever, but instead I found something maybe even better.

It's called the "Tsunami Song."

There was a time
When the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan
Then the next thing I knew
A wave 20 feet high came and washed ( Read more... )

To do list:

1. Call NASA......advise them to abort space travel and develop time travel and/or teleportation instead.  Priorities people.

2. Buy driving gloves.

I wondered why I was having so much trouble working out, it's because I didn't have this.

The Answer

A short-story my pops wrote:
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Good news.

The long awaited "new" sour skittles flavor came out today. It is blue raspberry. It is good. But if you're anything like me, you knew this was coming months ago, because you've been on all the skittles forums.

Today, I have begun my rigorous "pen spinning" training.
After all, you're nobody unless you can spin a pen in your hand.

Training Schedule
Wednesday-Saturday: (6am-4pm)= Train for pen spinning competition (TBA).

Sunday-Tuesday: (Sunup to Sundown)= Watch pen spinning videos.

Below is a link to a website I created to help others also achieve this ( Read more... )