After 2 years...

[nattycat]

the parents have decided to visit. oh joy. So, to all you folks that have visited or live in the Chico area, I need some ideas of what to do with them. I have no idea how long they are staying.

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[namey]

Drive to a restaurant in Chester or Red Bluff. Get a table with them. Say you have to go to the bathroom. Leave.

But before that, mail me directions. D)

[nattycat]

tempting, very very tempting. Sending directions to everdark.org addy.

parents

[talient]

Well...i have never been to Chico, but i can offer a bit of advice that is good anywhere.
Want to impress them and make them stay longer? Take them to dinner at a fancy resturant to meet your charming new love intrest and put them up in a nice hotel and plan to take them to the nearest city for culture and shopping...
Whant to get them out of town quick? Take them to the nearest waffle house with you butch lover Alex, the one with a mullet and bad teeth, set up up in the rent by hour motel by the airport, and fill their days with tractor pulls and radical anti male AA meetings.
or a combination of the two...its really flexible, and you could mix it a little to really liven things up, or punish them for past transgressions(real or imagined)

good luck!
and make sure and hide the porn...

Re: parents

[nattycat]

Wait wait! How did you know about my lover, Alex? *pout* I thought she was a secret!

[rowmcc]

oh a few things come to mind.....duct tape....rental vehicles.....sugar....to name a few.

[nattycat]

ummmmmmmmmmmm. I am so worried about you if you plan on using all three at the same time.

[angelbrite]

Maybe a nice dinner?? That could work... Eeeep.

Just wanted to let you know that I added you to my LJ. Sorry I didn't see your message!

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[nattycat]

Hehe. That was for New Years. I will add you and put you in the filters so you can get current if you want. Thanks, and yes, I did take them for a nice dinner. The visit went very well.

Outdated response??

[evil_whimsey]

I'd have said take them up to Paradise and Magalia. When I lived there, all my (Texas) family went nuts at my photos of the place. Not a hell of a lot to do there, per se, but it's truly gorgeous. Ack. Now I'm former-home sick.
*sigh*

Oh, and I'm compelled to mention that I checked out your journal just because your username is the same as that of that of the cat I had in high school.

Huh. Weird.