Comments | natural_center: i totally feels safe now

natural_center

i totally feels safe now

Jul 12, 2006 11:27

The Department of Hopeless Stupidity has released a new list of 'Potential Terror Targets.' In theory, it's a list of important monuments, chemical and power plants, and structures like bridges and dams, which is supposed to be used to divide up the money for anti-terror measures ( Read more... )

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kittykat3544 July 12 2006, 19:08:46 UTC

I know, isn't that great? If I were to blow something up, a petting zoo in Indiana would be top of my list. Guess I can't do that, now. *resigned sigh*

Also....if you move to Kelowna, you won't have Coach McHottiepants sharpen your skates anymore!! (Though they probably do a better job in Canada, anyway...)

I hope it doesn't rain tomorrow night. Yoda!!

natural_center July 12 2006, 21:30:36 UTC

OMGYAYSQUEEE YODA!

If it rains, I'm going to be SO sad. :(

The shop at Mt. View closed so I can't have Kyle McHottiepants sharpen my skates anyway. Very tragic.

kittykat3544 July 13 2006, 01:24:44 UTC

Wow, they closed the shop? Are they planning on reopening it? Like after they convert it to a half-church?

natural_center July 13 2006, 06:33:43 UTC

Yeah, it's been closed for a while now. Months.

No plans to reopen it that I've heard. We are left with just the shop at Sherwood to get our skates sharpened. Hopefully they never go out of business, or we'll be screwed!

redlight25 July 12 2006, 21:24:14 UTC

Indiana, that hotbed of international intrigue, has 8591 assets on the list

It's all the soy?

Bah.

natural_center July 12 2006, 21:29:06 UTC

Apparently each individual soybean is a terrorist target.

redlight25 July 12 2006, 21:30:48 UTC

Crap, it must be. *nod*

natural_center July 12 2006, 21:31:58 UTC

Or maybe they think Al-Quaida (or however it's spelled) has a jihad against Hoosiers. Whatever a Hoosier is.

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