Texts from last night: (973): I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
(1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming
(651): You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Ha. Ouch....
(407): my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
(1-407): It'll hurt less than
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