Only two cannonballs? Why, there's a whole range of options, including grape shot and chain shot. Grape shot being especially useful when the other gnomes charge, and chainshot working well to cut down the support poles for the opposing force's slingshots. They could also launch air-burst munitions, and, if they're feeling particularly brave, airborne assaults. Not sure what they'd use for parachutes, though...
Hmm. I have not had much esposure to the Brassiere Gnomes, though I definately have a rocky and troubled past with their cohorts of the sock and underwear variety. It definately sounds like they are after your bras for a new weapon delievery system. I'd assume that all gnome varieties have some means of conventional weaponry, but if the Brassiere Gnomes have discovered a way to use bras as a delivery system for WMDs (weapons of mini-destruction), then the balance of power will surely be tipped, and the fragile peace within the gnome world may be a thing of the past. This is something we should perhaps report to the UN so they could create the proper department for bra inspections (if one does not already secrety exist), to be sure the Brassiere Gnomes are not using their 'acquired' undergarments for evil purposes.
You're just as bad as me! You won't believe how many bras I've lost somewhere in my laundry room - we moved the dryer yesterday to get Jesse's weights downstairs...and there were NINE bras camping out back there! Everytime I get down to three - I go out and buy more...I think I have one of like every color now. It's weird.
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You won't believe how many bras I've lost somewhere in my laundry room - we moved the dryer yesterday to get Jesse's weights downstairs...and there were NINE bras camping out back there!
Everytime I get down to three - I go out and buy more...I think I have one of like every color now. It's weird.
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