"Late Show with David Letterman," CBS
· "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."
· "But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor."
· "We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney."
· "The guy who got gunned
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