5.

[naturewill]

When you start seeing advertisements for flatulent Santa ringtones, you know the holiday has gone too far. Jesus christ.

On the other hand, I do have a goddamn delightful new rug for the office, which is where you'll find me until the new year. And Edwina, thank you for the presents -- but, uh, you sure about this card? It won't shut up.

Comments

[antigrasshopper]

Ah! So she can coordinate the card to the personality.

[naturewill]

Uncanny ability. So what'd you get, sweetcheeks? Was yours meticulously color-coded and annotated?

[antigrasshopper]

I didn't get one! I believe my Christmas was all the merrier for the lack of it.

[naturewill]

What a shame. I detect a certain Scrooge-like aura.

[eternites]

I personally find the ring tones as endearing as the people who use it.

[naturewill]

Translation: kinda disgusting?

[eternites]

Just a bit.

[naturewill]

Then you'll find it reassuring that my ringtone's just the Pulp Fiction theme, yeah?