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[nausicaa1]

Dear Ben Stein,

Screw you for making that stupid Intelligent Design movie.  The existence of your wretched film (Godwin's law, motherfucker) allowed my lab partner in Spanish a perfect opener to Witness to me.   I'm the one who had to explain the term Onanism to her. (Even the most backslidden Nazarene is capable of Advanced Biblical Judo.  Poor

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[life_unexamined]

Dear Iowa,

I don't supposed you could steer her towards ExpelledExposed.com? Won't help with your Spanish oral, I guess, but maybe my link just helped with the Google-rank.

Also, you make me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Sincerely,
Finds you funnier the Ben Stein, Florida.

[yvonnenavarro]

Oh crap. This is why I have a penalty jar on my desk at work, whereby I charge a $1.00 fine for a very odd assortment of things. Swearing is not one of them. Bible-thumping is.

Good luck with the exam -- you can do it!

[nausicaa1]

Ooh, a penalty jar for proselytizing! I love it! Is there a list posted? What else is on the list?

[yvonnenavarro]

Oh, there's a list all right. I can't recall everything from memory, but here's some of them (Warning-- crudeness is imminent. I work on a military base

[hatter_anon]

I feel your pain.

[nausicaa1]

It's so very rude, witnessing to unsuspecting ex-evangelicals. We don't know whether to carve another pentagram on our arms or run crying back to the fold. It's difficult to reply with any dignity whatsoever.