Poor Anna: the Sex education chapter

[nausicaa1]

OMFG: Anna's homework over the reproductive systems! I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's an example

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[anonymous]

Tell me you're joking. My god. Poor Anna. Poor you. So I showed it to my husband the medico..number 6 would be 'mons'...number 7 ..Hand? Hand to the wheel? The others left us stumped. God love you mama. I cannot believe they're doing this with kids Anna's age.

[nausicaa1]

Painful, isn't it? Thanks for the clues. Anna appreciates the help.

[hatter_anon]

Thank God they didn't do that when I was at school! If we're confused by the innuendo what does a kid make of it?!

I don't think I"m much help, and don't trust my guesses, but I would wager -

1: chest
3: nails
5: temple
7: shoulder
9: bridge? (foot? mouth?)
8: muscle?
14: wrist

[nausicaa1]

God, I was so tied up with innuendo, I didn't get obvious ones! I should have gotten 3 and 5. Duh. Thanks for the help! Anna says she's the only one with most of them filled in. We still don't know what "A Clam" might mean. Mucus?

[batteal]

Doubleyou...tee...eff.

4: uh, toe? (tow)
8: uhmmm...
10: ....running back!?!

Jeezus Christ on a Wheat Thin, I can't read any more. Those are so awful!

[nausicaa1]

Tow! Wow! I should have gotten that. I was thinking the big wrecking ball truck and ball-related things. Yes, I have a filthy mind and should not be allowed around small children.

Educators. (roll-eyes)

[timothytg]

I think I have a couple more.
2: Part of a wagon: Tongue
10: A term applied to a football player: legs?
13: Sometimes it locks: Jaw?
15: A cad: Heel
Sounds like Anna gets harder homework than I give my students...

[timothytg]

On an unrelated note, due to my dyslexia I never noticed until today why your "school" picture was funny.

[nausicaa1]

Bahahaha!

"The slow knife passes."

[nausicaa1]

Great! I never would have come up with 2 or 10. I had "chest" for 13 but I think it fits better for "place to keep tools". It was all that innuendo that made my brain unfit for polite society. Anna thanks you for the help.

I wonder about that school sometimes.

The rest of the answers

[anonymous]

Here's the rest:

Top of a hill = Brow
Part of an umbrella = Ribs (or rod, if your mind is still in the gutter)
Another term for blouse = Waist

I'm so glad the boys haven't brought this kind of stuff home for help!

The 'other' Corrie