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"With refreshing honesty, Education Secretary Ed Balls has said that he'd like to be Labour leader one day. "I'm not going to say I don't want to be leader of the Labour party - that would be a silly thing to say."

Any sillier than 'The Representative for Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Prime Minister Balls?'

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS MAN HIS

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[taversham]

Wait, he wants to be PM now? Just yesterday he wanted to chancellor, didn't he? Pick a goal and stick to it man. (At least 'Balls' isn't that much sillier than 'Darling'.)

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He wants to be everything. He wants to get into so many jobs.

In fact... you could say... Balls wants a lot of goals!

*Crickets* *Silence* *Tumbleweed*

Ah. Punnable names.

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Worse than that. What if he comes in when Charles and the Queen pop it?

Then it'll be King Willy and Prime Minister Balls.

Okay, that was bad...

[justpolina]

Argh!!

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I think the whole of England's history has been accumulating peacefully, undisturbed in time, but maniacally plotting to reach this apex, this climax, this absolute summit of British innuendo.

I want this to happen so much it hurts.

[madeluxx]

What is it with Labour ministers having the damn funniest names?
Man, if Balls got in as Labour leader, the satirical content will never fade.
Atleast he's a better candidate than DARLING.
Plus if Balls did get in as Labour leader he'd be good opposition against Cameron.

hell i think i'd even be able to ship it

Enough Balls.Ed.

Aaah, that still gets me. I wonder if Ian has figured that one out yet.

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Ed's too whee and innocent for naughty Cameron. Although, that'd be an interesting dynamic... must not slash must not slash must not slash

Enough Balls.Ed.

Aaah, that still gets me. I wonder if Ian has figured that one out yet.

LOL. That make me giggle.

I doubt it. It took him three issues to work out 'More on Peers' could be 'Moron Piers.

[madeluxx]

I reckon Ed's got a naughty streak in there somewhere. And anyway it's always the silent ones who turn out to be the dark horse... do it do it do it

Then it looks like I'll have to send "Enough Balls.Ed Balls. Ed. Balls." to Ian, although I'd expect royalties. Satire comes at a price in these difficult economic times...

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You do that, I'll send in the Ed Balls looks like Meat Loaf thing which'd probably not grace the pages. Except for the parody of it actually being a meatloaf. See NavBar Journal ad nauseam.

I wish we could just have one satire magazine called 'WE'RE ALL FUCKED', leave all the economic satire in that, and let everyone off having to make continual money jokes. Except for 'Quantative Easing' jokes, because that just sounds dirrrrty.