My friend went to see Barry Cryer about three weeks ago, and she told me he told this joke but I completely forgot to post it.

Anyway, Cryer said: "After the Angus Deayton scandal, a couple of the comics on the circuit started to tell this joke, which I'll now tell you.

Basically, Angus has this number for the escort service, so he types the number ( Read more... )

 Vote tomorrow, please. It doesn't matter between Labour, LibDem or Conservative... although the latter is still repellent to me. (I grew up in Thatcher hate, so sue me) but please don't let the BNP get any seats.

They deny the holocaust ffs. If they get even one seat, it's horrific.

Anyway, that's it. Ciao!

I am so sorry for leaving all you guys in the lurch.

Basically, it's very hard to talk about. I would much rather wind you a long tale of mystery and woe, accumulating in the eventual discovery of everything and then we can all go and watch some HIGNFY, but it's actually boring and a bit protracted.

Sufficed to say, I fucked up and deleted my account ( Read more... )

NavBar's only thought on Red Dwarf.

( Not really spoilery at all... )

( SPOILER )

So, I was talking about House's new ARG thing (which is happening today for the yanks and tomorrow for the Brits who have to wait for illegal rips) on msn...

( HOUSE MD SPOILERS CONTAINED INSIDE )

SHOOTING STARS BACK ON OUR SCREENS

LINK HERE

(Text reproduced below to allow lazy people to read)

"Cult panel show Shooting Stars has been recommissioned for BBC Two, 15 years after it first burst onto our screens.

Hosted by Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer, the show that introduced viewers to the Dove From Above, UVAVU and George Dawes, will be back for a ( Read more... )

Is on Channel Four now. Dispaches. Already some shots of David Cameron looking over lovingly... and also looking over in agonising embarrassment.

On a similar note, 'The Trouble With Boris' sounds like a limerick. Which I shall now write.

The trouble with Boris it seems,
is how the satirists made all his dreams.
The polls might have been duped,
but ( Read more... )

HIGNFY TICKET!FAIL '09

"There are no shows recording at present or all shows have been fully booked."

Well.

FUCK YOU
HAT TRICK.

Christ, some of us were drinking working in a bar library without internet access, and didn't find out until way too late. Didn't think of that, ha, did 'cha?

*Cries in corner* *Is in circular room* *Cries because of ( Read more... )

"With refreshing honesty, Education Secretary Ed Balls has said that he'd like to be Labour leader one day. "I'm not going to say I don't want to be leader of the Labour party - that would be a silly thing to say."

Any sillier than 'The Representative for Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Prime Minister Balls?'

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS MAN HIS  ( Read more... )