[001 - Audio]

[navidtrifecta]

Siduris, love, while I'm always happy to engage in your particular brand of bedroom games, I really must ask that you stop drugging me before taking me to your newest love-nest.

Also, have you been dealing with the Underground? This new device you left me with is quite attractive. Much sleeker than their last model...

[There's a long pause.

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[shenghuanzhe]

Hey. I'm First Mate Kage and you're on board the Elegante. It's not a love nest, it's a boat and we're on our way to the Golden Shore. While we're en route, try t'kick back and relax, awright?

If y'need anythin' or got any questions, ask myself or any other crew member.

Welcome aboard, enjoy your trip.

[navidtrifecta]

...that's all well and good but I'm afraid I don't have time for any side trips. If you could drop me at the next port I'd be much obliged.

[shenghuanzhe]

I hate t'break it to you, but the next stop is the Golden Shore.

[navidtrifecta]

That's unacceptable, I've matters to attend to. Make port somewhere nearby, and I'll pay you whatever you want.

I don't know how I ended up here but I have no interest in going to this Golden Shore of yours, as nice as it sounds.

[canttrustliars]

There are lots of people here.

[navidtrifecta]

Great. Anyone by the name of Siduris? Or better yet, from the family Khashmul?

[canttrustliars]

Not that I've heard of. There's a very good chance that no one you know is here.

[navidtrifecta]

[He exhales.]

That's probably for the best...

So what's the situation here on board? The first mate says we'll never go home again...

[hylian_courage]

Another new person? Hello. Whoever you're talking to, he's probably not here...

[navidtrifecta]

I was speaking to a woman...dammit.

You been getting a lot of new people on this ship?

[hylian_courage]

I'm not sure, I haven't been here long myself... but new people seem to show up all the time, yes.

[navidtrifecta]

Do any of the passengers have anything in common? No one's escaped when the ship makes port?

[missmimmi]

Hello.

[navidtrifecta]

Hello there. Another prisoner, love?

[He sounds quite a bit more pleasant in response to a voice that is obviously female, especially since he'd been wondering if there were any women on board. None had spoken to him yet.]

[missmimmi]

Well... I would not say 'prisoner', but..

Welcome to the Elegante!

[navidtrifecta]

[His tone sounds a little more brisk as he replies.]

Crew, then?

[psychoticracer]

... That was ENTIRELY more about your love life than I ever needed to know.

[navidtrifecta]

It's entirely more about my social life than I ever wished to broadcast to an entire ship of strangers, and it won't happen again.

Are you crew or one of the abducted?

[psychoticracer]

Well that's a relief.

[If his tone got any dryer it would give the Wasteland a run for it's money.]

I'm not crew.

[navidtrifecta]

I think your relief will be shared by the rest of the ship.

[He chuckles a bit, thinking about the first impression he's given everyone.]

Name is Navid by the way.