I'm quite drunk. And I kind of suck.

Anytime I try to update I just end up typing lyrics in here. It's kind of sad that I can't say it better than someone who's singing about something entirely different.

Ice age heat wave, can't complain. If the world's at large, why should I remain? Walked away to another plan, gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand. I move on to another day, to a whole new town with a whole new way. Went to the porch to have a thought, got to the door and again I couldn't stop. You don't know where and you don't know ( Read more... )

Today I bought a packet of pistachio nuts from an asian supermarket, the front of the packet read thus:

MoredeliciousthatIcantell

FASHIONABLE
Aftertaste without end

Unable dispute
Hot sell the good taste.

Highlight of my week.

Wow I'm neglecting livejournal lately, possibly because I don't have my super awesome computer at my new place and therefore have less tempting reasons to stay glued to the screen ( Read more... )

Wow I haven't updated in ages ( Read more... )

We're still looking for a housemate, so if you're moving and you know it clap your hands!

I'm officially moved out of home and sharehousing with Rob/rooftopaccess in Swanksville. No not really, in Yokine. If you need my new address for sending me letter bombs, serenading me beneath the balcony or stealing our collection of underused guitars, email me ( Read more... )

I just leant how to say 'Drop it like it's hot' and 'I get more ass than a toilet seat' in sign language. I do heart the internet!

List ten fictional figures you would have sex with and tag 5 people to do the same ( Read more... )