Heh, Lilly Allen is actually pretty great. I've never been big on britpopstuff but there's something so charmingly off handed about her lyrics I can't help but nod along ( Read more... )

When bored, write one line of a story each, folding over the paper as you go so your fellow writer can't see what you've written, and you can't see theirs. Hilarity ensues ( Read more... )

I used to have nightmares about tidal waves, but now I have dreams of jets. Sometimes they take off and the dreams are surreal and beautiful, other times the conditions are bad an the pilot yells at me. Last night he drove the jet down the freeway before the wings were damaged by trees on the roadside.

I went to my first noise gig tonight. No one told me it was a noise gig so for the first few minutes I was wondering why the guy was tuning his guitar for so long (and so badly). I spent the next 5 wondering if everyone in the audience felt as awkward as me sitting in silence staring at a guy who only twiddled knobs and frowned. After another 5 ( Read more... )

Oh god today was full of good. I feel awake and energetic and even though I'm sitting rather quietly at the computer my brain is screaming I SMELL LIKE CANDY! I SMELL LIKE CANDYYY :D (I do smell like candy, I saw Shelley at The Body Shop and she sold me the scent of candy with her storeperson ways ( Read more... )

S'been a busy week and a mixture of good and bad. On Tuesday my beloved Nana had a stroke so I've been spending a lot of time at the hospital keeping her company. She's well on her way to recovery, there's just some weakness in her left leg, thank god it wasn't more serious ( Read more... )

WANTED: sugar daddy/daddies.

No, really.

I had a dream that I fell asleep and had a dream that I bought weed whilst sleepwalking and smoked it and went to sleep.

That was the deepest sleep I've ever had, I'm going back to bed.

There are lemons and there are lemons that AREN'T lemons! You know like you have lemons and you have LIME lemons, like cross bread! They're lemons but they're lime - they're sublime!

- Aaron.

Ahh rent inspection day. I'm not actually on the lease yet so I have to make up some super-believable story as to why I'm here. Playing PS2, alone, in my pyjamas. For some reason I'm a bit anxious. Both my room and bathroom are spotless but the idea of a stranger or two walking through my living space with a clipboard and narrowed eyes irks me a ( Read more... )