This little piggy's going to market!

Sometimes I get drunk and sad.
Other times I get drunk and go like this:


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Beethoven joins the party!


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Last night Kia and I went a bit mad and decided to draw and write and fingerpaint. I wrote a series of poems entitled 'Someone is coming!' and I'm in the process of drawing stupidly cute cartoons to go with them. Here is one!


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*SCREAM*

Hawksley Workman is coming to Australia!!! He isn't coming to Perth so I guess this means another holiday over east in early November! :D

Oh lordy I'm looking forward to this!

I saw a dress I must have in the window of Adultshop today, when I went in to ask the price the lady at the counter beamed at me and said 'oh back again are you!'... eee!

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About a month ago I bought myself a very nice, very expensive bottle of Belvedere vodka as an early birthday present to myself. Not having the patience to wait until my birthday, I thought I'd open it tonight and have a few shots before bed ( Read more... )

I'm never giving myself away again.

Last night I dreamt that I was in a sex stable full of pretty girls, horses and goats, and I had sex with a centaur who had a black and gold penis. Then I followed a prostitute back to her brothel to try and find a transvestite, but they were fresh out. Instead, I bought some lingerie, made carrot soup and fell asleep in my dream, waking up next to ( Read more... )

Last night I went to Sin for the first time in nearly 2 years. I was never a regular there but I had fun stomping around the dancefloor trying not to think of how silly I must look trying to dance. I also slipped down one of the stairs outside in a surprisingly graceful sort of way and landed on the exact same spot I had slammed into a piano the ( Read more... )