Wish List

1. Cash

What do you usually do when you can't sleep?

I'm out of ideas. I'm going to settle for making a cup of sweet chamomile tea before going back to bed and reclaiming my pillow from Glen.

Mmmmyawn.

This surprise of cool winds and rain in the middle of summer has jolted awake the side of me I like; clear thinking and impulsive, full of mischief and good intentions. I tied up my hair at 1am this morning, and went for a walk. I padded along in the middle of the road and the rain chilled my arms and the water made my jeans heavy and the breeze ( Read more... )

I was going to do that 'year in review' meme but in a sweeping triumph of efficiency I will simply say that through the many MANY dizzying ups and crushing downs I am pleased to say the year ended on a high note. May that note continue ( Read more... )

What a lovely weekend :)

What a nasty start to the day.

After asking me nicely to stay over the night, my mother decided to wake me up by screaming at me to get out of her life. I asked her if I wasn't perhaps a bit old for that sort of treatment, she didn't seem to agree ( Read more... )

Hi, I've been neglecting livejournal. You care! The most interesting things in my life right now are the twisted dreams I'm having. Last night I grew a penis and buttraped a curvy blue girl over a balcony railing while her curvy blue boyfriend watched. She was so terrified she kept trying to clamber over the balcony and fall to her death to escape ( Read more... )

I have a job! I handed in a resume to a few places on Monday, and I just got a call from The Body Shop offering me a position :) Admittedly it's a christmas casual thing but I'm more than happy to work there for a couple of months.

AND I won't have to help anybody masturbate - hurrah!

I didn't get the job. I don't like how nicey-nicey the rejection letter was. Monday will see Plan B come into action as I resume bomb shops in Flinders Square, Harbour Town and the City.

Das ist alles.

Ever dreamt that 80 walking talking evil babies were released into a shopping mall, and you and your friends had to hunt them down and kill them (for the good of humanity, of course)? I have ( Read more... )