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That's right; I'm going to be entirely cut off from all things female as of the 25th. Like a squirrel preparing for the harsh winter, I need to start collecting nuts, nuts in this case (me not being a squirrel - sorry, Hope) of course being the love and affection from all you beautiful ladies of my acquaintance. Love me! Cherish me! You don't know ( Read more... )

Dave, can I play with your nipples now?
Oh, and you know what, apparently Scottie REALLY loves me more than I know...that's 3/3. Interesting...and fortuitous.

Worth its own post just for that irony.

In response
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Nicole: awww....
Sarah: Hey, whaddya know!
Hope: You BITCH!
Carolyn: Dammit...
James: LMFAO!
Dave: And I love your goatee!
Heather: Well I desperately...never mind...too young...
Sco: What a coinciden--I mean, how interesting...
Dave: NO! REALLY?

You Passed the US Citizenship Test
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Snickers
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Ten things that I need, according to Google ( Read more... )

...I've got enough friends to where I can always find one without waking anyone up or anything. I feel better.