I hate it when people say they have no regrets. How can this be? I feel like my life is one big regret.

In the past, she was always there. Those delicious Swiss Rolls. Those funky Zebra Cakes. Little Debbie was one of the lowest maitanence lovers I ever had. I could always find her week after week at the Jitney Jungle, always for a dollar ( Read more... )

My fingers fight writing. Pablo, you said you could write the saddest lines; if only I had your skill. Majestic to conjure sadness in a string of words, and it's already been said. I cannot compete with you. I cannot ( Read more... )

My phone was soaked in the rain and doesn't work properly. So, if you have called or texted and I didn't respond, that is why. Please contact me through a myspace message or e-mail at NCorbett42@hotmail.com. I'll try to get this problem fixed in the next couple of days.

I have had a strange spring break. From a wedding at Crabtown to headbutting a guy, to negotiating with a former Raven's runningback to going flat broke, it's been interesting. All I want to do is get out of Norman, but I don't know how long that'll be. The only time I've left this town is to see parents, which doesn't really seem to count. It' ( Read more... )

It's late. Or early. Depending on perspective. 3:33. Make a wish. The place seems so quiet. Refreshingly quiet, yet empty. Very empty.

My head always runs at about a hundred miles over the speed limit, only to come to a screeching halt at the wrong destinations. No, this isn't it. This wasn't where I was driving to. This doesn't look right. Where to stop for directions? Where to rest? But it all doesn't matter because the right place is hundreds of miles away. I'm standing ( Read more... )

Yes ladies and jellyspoons, it has arrived. The "Half Hour News Hour" is here, but possibly not for long. For those of you blissfully ignorant, the "Half Hour News Hour" stands as Fox News' retort to the "Daily Show." Apparently, the highly esteemed "fair and balanced" Fox News Channel decided that if the liberals had their say on Comedy Central ( Read more... )

There isn't some magic line you can say to make things better, and there sure as hell ain't some great scheme to pull out the ass in times of trouble. And the cameras don't stop rolling after the audience claps and cheers. It keeps rolling, rolling, rolling on through the bad parts, through the stupid mistakes, the missed cues, the fuck ups, the ( Read more... )

I share a birthday with John Carpenter. That makes me very pleased.