And then... depression set in.

Jun 28, 2003 23:38

One of my lions died today. He choked to death on the liver of one of the people who came to clean my carpets. I told them to stay our of my spare bedroom, but they didn't listen and became lion food. One of them escaped harm, but after I noticed that one of my lions died eating his co-worker, I became angry and let the other lions devour him as ( Read more... )

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ringring June 28 2003, 21:47:02 UTC
Damn carpet people. You can't trust them.

I'm sorry about your lion.

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mfs June 29 2003, 00:15:38 UTC
Mi'lord, I've discovered information that the carpet cleaning men were Assyrian spies! I'm afraid your loyal lion died doing his duty and serving his King. The Lion's family has been notified, and they were very understanding. That is all for today, Mi'lord.

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nebachadnezzar June 29 2003, 08:57:42 UTC
Well done, my good and faithful servant.

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ex_stairs404 June 29 2003, 13:58:10 UTC
I'm sorry about your lion.

May I add you to my friends list?

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nebachadnezzar June 29 2003, 14:07:04 UTC
You are most welcome to add me to your list of friends.

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yentababy7 June 29 2003, 14:02:47 UTC
those bastards, they killed (insert lion's name here)

Sorry to hear about your loss.

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thehippiechick July 7 2003, 10:20:11 UTC
If your lions get hungry again... let me know... I have a list of people-er-dishes that they might enjoy... ;~}

~ Fiona

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