I get home from Arby's and I have all of these computer mail messages called 'nudges'... what's up with that ( Read more... )

Greetings, my faithful followers ( Read more... )

Wow...!! Look, I showed up in a Doonesbury strip...

I'm way sexier than that, though...

I profusely apologize for my absence these past few months. With Saddam away from Iraq, I was contacted by certain people within the country to once again be the sovereign of Persia ( Read more... )

I would like to announce that I have been accepted (didn't even have to go to a vote. Rock) to rq_elite

My lions and I are happy.

I'm so depressed.
I think I'm gonna quit my job at Arby's.

As some of you know, I was trying to attain the position of Night-Shift Manager here ar Arby's.
They gave it to that little kiss-ass Trevor!!I've been there longer than he has, I work harder than he does. What the fuck ( Read more... )

I was recently interviewed by the incomperable fred_smith and here is the transcript of this groundbreaking conversation.

1. What have you been up to between your "death" back in ancient Babylon
and getting a job at Arby's?First I want to thank all of my new friends for allowing me to finally be myself, if only in cyberspace ( Read more... )

One of my lions died today. He choked to death on the liver of one of the people who came to clean my carpets. I told them to stay our of my spare bedroom, but they didn't listen and became lion food. One of them escaped harm, but after I noticed that one of my lions died eating his co-worker, I became angry and let the other lions devour him as ( Read more... )

Again, some person has decided to tempt fate and my patience by questioning the great Nebuchadnezzar.

If you type in the name Nebuchadnezzar, you get this guy.
This is obviously not me.

So, until I can find this man and feed him to my lions, I am forced to use my alias: Nebachadnezzar, instead of Nebuchadnezzar.

Life's a bitch.