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hiiiii, this is katrina and lauren. we're sitting in this guy mike's bedroom. we're not allowed to go back downstairs right now because the party is gettin ROLLED by the cops. SHIIIIIT!!! Ok sooooo we just thought we'd say hi! Lauren? (calls from a distance: YOUUUU CUUUUNT.) So I guess thats it guys. WE LOVE YOU. Well, I do anyway. We all know ( Read more... )

OK GUYS, YOU GOT ME, I'M UPDATING. Siiigh, it has been such a long time. So then, I'm like totally in San Francisco??? It's way trippy. It's Sunday night, I should be doing reading for a class I have Tuesday but hey... it's never too soon to start slacking off ( Read more... )

I've come to the realization that teenagers are mediocre things. Hah for all you out there! I've come to the realization that teenage realizations are silly things. My friend (who will remain unnamed) said to me the other day, "I realized today that I am just a small part of the universe." There were some consequences to this thought that were ( Read more... )

OOOOOK. SO. Here's Friday night. ASB Ball. I'm not big on recaps but here is a rough one for all you out there: Left school after checking in with Friberg 5th period. Chelsea and I went to Fashion Valley to find her an emergency ASB dress since she wasn't even going to go. Found her a black dress at B.P. blah blah you'll see it in the pictures. ( Read more... )

OOOOOOK. Here are some pictures from today... JUST today mind you.... I have so many more that are just not gonna cut it.

( School. Noodles. Backseat. )

( Um... Excuse me... Do you have taro balls? )

( It is too much to handle... I know. )

Losing interest is such a refreshing change of pace ( Read more... )