I forgot that Samuel Johnson was a goddamn genius ( Read more... )

aj knockout sez:

be a punk, brad lafrance,
be a punk.

Arm yourself when the Frog God smiles!

R.I.P. James Brown

Bestow on me your shining grace.

“You are Mr. Syme, I think,” he said ( Read more... )

The baby Jesus weeps for you, Brad LaFrance.

The baby Jesus weeps.

You know how the idea "mine" can be used to refer both to objects that are yours etc, as well as parts of your own body?

"My legs hurt" etc etc

Well... uhh..

Think about it. We need some new words here.

Because your legs aren't "yours", they are you.

You don't own them, you are them.

Language: 0, Brad, 1.

Dearest Dionysus:

Getting drunk never seems like such a good idea until I've had a couple drinks.

Happy D-Day, everyone.