mongrel

Sep 04, 2004 14:19

if the dog living next door doesn't kill me, i'm going to have to kill it.

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zillah7478 September 4 2004, 22:40:24 UTC
dog are allergic to chocolate, if they eat a lot of it they die. Aspirin as well

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necksnappa September 4 2004, 23:20:30 UTC
ah yes. poison... i was thinking more along the lines of a blade or a blunt object. but your input is greatly appreciated. i knew about the chocolate but the aspirin is a nice idea. ;)

this dog attacked me and my dog once because the owners thought chicken wire would hold back a pit bull. not they thing a plastic pool will... the dog attacks our fence relentlessly to the point where it's bleeding from the nose.

their supposed to have the thing on a leash when it's in their back yard... apparently they can't read english because the mongrel still attacks the shit out of the fence.

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itsontherox September 5 2004, 03:19:42 UTC
dont kill the dog, kill the owner

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virgintea September 5 2004, 10:03:35 UTC
Ahhh... nuthin like a good ol' fashioned battle to the death. My reccomendation would be to lure it under an anvil, and crush it Wiley E. Coyote style.

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