So I've recently come to the conclusion that I'm not in the fucking business of trying to convince you that I'm worth it. I either am to you or I'm not. And if you decide that I'm not worth the risk, then that's where the story ends, because all it proves to me is that you're an idiot. And truth be told, I cannot abide an idiot, no matter how cute ( Read more... )

Have I really not posted in nearly two years?

WHATEVA. No one reads this anyway.

Let's just say I've taken a wrecking ball to my life just to see if I can rebuild it. We will see.

Jasper is ♥.

That is all.


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So what does it mean when the boy you like asks your friend if you like them, then pretends that he doesn't know what you're talking about when you try to bring it up, then refuses to speak to you about it? Then you come to find out that he lied about not knowing because he gave your friend shit for actually telling you ( Read more... )

I'm in love with my boss.

Yea...my fucking boss. :(

Not the guy from before either. That was nothing compared to this. Because this might actually kill me soon.

I have a crush on my co-worker/boss and I don't know what to do! I wanna ask him out, but I don't know if it's allowed. Whatever will I do? *sigh*

Soul Patrol, bitches!!!

Hooray for Taylor.

Best part of the night, however? Motherfucking PRINCE!! I nearly died.

Too awesome.

Ugh. Fuck you, Steve. With your stupid new flip-flops and your grumpy disposition.

Ass.

Why does it always have to end up like this?

MISSING: One bottle of Jack Daniel's whisky

DESCRIPTION: 1.75 Liter, glass bottle, square shaped, filled three-quarters of the way with a delicious amber liquid

LAST SEEN: Friday, 31 March 2006 in the booze cupboard

If you have any information about the whereabouts of this missing bottle, please contact Ophelia @ 1-866-DIE-JACKTHIEF. Thank you.

There's a birthday party going on downstairs with a whole bunch of underage people who are drinking. Now, I've got no problem with underage drinkers since I used to be one before I actually, you know, turned 21. But I would just really appreciate it if they stopped yelling "Woo!" every few minutes. I mean, who does that? Why "Woo!"? What does ( Read more... )