I'm wearing a towel and listening to Toto.

Hold the line...oh yes...hold the line.

I'm a snake! No an eagle!

We never had our date.
You'll always be my number one gun.

Driving instructor Mike noted Maggie Lynn's kitten soft fur. Always a good start ( Read more... )

Join me in my quest to replace Chad Michael Murray, in all forms, with my cat: Maggie Lynn Dynamo. I don't need to justify this quest. But maybe you can.

And no damage to people or property occurred!

I think, I may be having one of those crisis things of something or other. I keep thinking about manifest destiny and michael mcdonald and kayne west. And that wang chung video for dance hall days. This can't be natural. Or healthy.

My cat likes to sing to "don't fear the reaper." Because she doesn't!

Eric and I did a bunch of laundry today. Then when it came out of the dryer, we put it under the sheets and climbed in for a warm laundry nap. So fucking good.

Who needs to turn on the heat?

Never engage your enemy before thoroughly cleaning yourself. To do battle when you aren't your kitty cleanest only invites defeat.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Take over the world.

Get your resolution here

means watching dawson's creek while I database.
maggie lynn is my new boss. she is very demanding. her standards for belly rubs and chin scratches are very high.
pants with elastic waists
black olives whenever I want them
striped socks
stuffed animals making obscene gestures
more dawson's creek