Phone conversation tonight
Me "I don't know what I'm going to do about my thesis. Everything's a mess."
Eric "There's nothing wrong with your thesis, it just needs a theme song."

Damn. Now it just needs a theme song. Good thing I have a thesis meeting on Wednesday.

Here's the thing. I always know that thesis meeting time is Wednesday at noon. I know this. So why don't I ever write my pages before Tuesday as fuck late/Wednesday ass fuck early? It could be because I'm just a bad student....Or maybe it is the man keeping me down! Yeah the man!

In other news I miss my dog. I wonder if she misses her

Eric,
My corsage and (2nd) female playmobile pirate made from a memorable valentine's day. So much better than an iced coffee drink on my ass. Quiznos is also awesome. Thanks for a 1 hour date today!

I have pages...but I can no longer tell if they make sense. and if so, what kind of sense?

jeremiah was a bullfrog...but not in my thesis. and if he brought me his wine, I would help him drink it.

I've become a little obsessed with the way Langston Hughes would narrate my life. At least LH circa 1934.

it is all a little sick.

Does anyone out there have access to Abba songs in not english? Specifically looking for German and Italian if it exists, but any language will do. I already have a bit in Hindi.
Abba is a running joke between me and a friend of mine and he is currently recovering from brain surgery. I'm trying to come up with the ultimate ABBA cd.

Thanks for always keeping my lap warm Harley.
You will always be happy in my memory.
All dogs go to heaven.
In heaven there are lots of laps to keep warm.
Welcome another friend.

I'm sick with some sort of plague. You know enough misery so you can't get anything done, but not enough so that you don't care about school.
Eric is out getting me ice cream currently. He's wonderful.

Okay, this is too much effort.

In a turn of events that is unexpected and awesome, the Reed College commencement speech will be given by various Playmobile pirates and the occasional viking named Sven. Expect cocks to be sucked and asses to be shook.

That is all.

Eric and I had our anniversary on Saturday. Four years. Damn. He got me...a playmobile pirate. But not just any pirate. A lady pirate with dark hair and pronounced bosom who does not wear shoes! She came with a pistol and 5 swords. To fuck shit up with. Her name is Elouise. Sven and Cock Sucking Sven have only a moderate interest in her ( Read more... )

I got my History final paper back today. At first I refused to read the comments. Then Lyndsey and I were at Subway and I dared to look at the last page to see what the prof had written. It states, "Very good essay." The feeling was amazing. Here I had worked hard on something, and then my work was acknowledged. A feeling of excitement came ( Read more... )